You probably won’t spend much time here, so let me help you get to know me in 2 minutes, tops. This is for in case you have no idea what I do. This is for in case you have no idea whether others think I’m good at what I do. Either as a creative or a person, I stay very true to who I am, sometimes unapologetically raw, but most of the time acceptably stupid. My heart belongs to simple but subversive thinking and ideas that seem to take the least effort to pull off but wind up making the loudest noise, which leads to the time I fucked with Cannes Lions and got a complimentary email from the author of “Hey Whipple, Squeeze This”.

If this portfolio got in your way while you were checking out Toan’s, yes, that’s the guy I would kill to work with, and no, it’s no big deal that we are both copywriters and neither is capable of design. We are suckers for beautiful ideas, not beautiful decks.

If this portfolio reminds you of someone you know, I assume you know Polina Zabrodskaya. If you do, tell her I’m a fan. And imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

So, 2 minutes. Did I make it? Awesome. Did I not? Complain.