You probably won’t spend much time here, so let me help you navigate this in 2 minutes, tops. This is for in case you have no idea what I do. This is for in case you have no idea whether others think I’m decent at what I do. Either as a creative or a person, I stay true to who I am, oftentimes unapologetically raw, most of the time agreeably stupid. My heart belongs to simple and subversive thinking, or ideas that seems to take the least effort to pull off yet wind up making the loudest noise *gently gesturing at the time I pissed off Cannes Lions and received a complimentary email from the author of “Hey Whipple, Squeeze This”*.

If this portfolio got in your way while you were having a whale of time on Toan’s, yes, that’s the guy I would kill to work with, and no, it’s no biggie that we are both copywriters and neither is adequately capable of visual aesthetics. We are suckers for beautiful ideas, not beautiful decks. Maybe a little.

If this portfolio reminds you of someone you know, I assume you know Polina Zabrodskaya. If you do, tell her I’m a fan. And imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

So, 2 minutes. Did I make it? Awesome. Did I not? Complain.